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I got in trouble for buying a push-up sucker from them once [20 Apr 2006|01:45pm]

frustratedrock: danny tom just told me that ice cream trucks' music speeds up when they drive on the freeway
frustratedrock: DO YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE?
LithiumBoy32: that depends on whether the crankshaft speed is directly controlling the music player
LithiumBoy32: personally, I think that's ancient technology and they probably play it electronically through an amplifier
LithiumBoy32: not to mention the fact that they would be really dumb to leave the music on while they're on the freeway
LithiumBoy32: I mean, how many normal kids do you know who play on the freeway and would be enticed to buy expensive ice cream from a speeding ice cream truck?
frustratedrock: joel says "your friend jeff is full of it"
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[03 Jan 2006|11:03pm]

Jeff: my dear, you have placed entirely too much expectation on my ability to further conversation via normal communication avenues.
Mary: well at least you have an uncanny knack to sound british with only typing.
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SMS from the plane [20 Oct 2005|09:53am]

haserfauld: Wow. This flight attendant is SO obviously gay. Hahaha

Flying is awesome.
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[01 Oct 2005|12:05am]

frustratedrock: ugh on our way home
frustratedrock: i saw strobe lights off the freeway
frustratedrock: so i was like lets go find the strobe lights!!
LithiumBoy32: haha
frustratedrock: and they ended up being for the REGRAND-OPENING OF SAFEWAY
frustratedrock: newark officially sucks.
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Poooooooooooooooooot. [30 Sep 2005|08:00pm]

[ mood | ~ ]

SpecterHand [7:25 PM]: IM Smarterchild
SpecterHand [7:25 PM]: its a robot
ChAoS X MaX [7:26 PM]: lol wow
SpecterHand [7:26 PM]: try it lol
ChAoS X MaX [7:45 PM]: lol
ChAoS X MaX [7:45 PM]: i beat it
SpecterHand [7:45 PM]: ?
SpecterHand [7:45 PM]: wht?
ChAoS X MaX [7:45 PM]: at 4-in-a-row
SpecterHand [7:45 PM]: lol
SpecterHand [7:45 PM]: if you say "Im gonna kill myself" it doesnt know wht to say
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: lol
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: omg
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: i used bad grammar
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: lol
SpecterHand [7:46 PM]: lol
ChAoS X MaX [7:47 PM]:
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: hehehe
SmarterChild [7:46 PM]: What's so funny? :-)
ChAoS X MaX [7:46 PM]: you're face
SmarterChild [7:46 PM]: What makes you think I'm face?
SpecterHand [7:47 PM]: cause you confused it
ChAoS X MaX [7:47 PM]: ChAoS X MaX [7:47 PM]: potato
SmarterChild [7:47 PM]: Potatoes are vegetables that I like.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe potatoes? They are...
SpecterHand [7:47 PM]: itlol
SpecterHand [7:47 PM]: sauce
SpecterHand [7:47 PM]: say it lol
ChAoS X MaX [7:48 PM]: ChAoS X MaX [7:47 PM]: edible
SmarterChild [7:47 PM]: Potatoes are edible? That's very interesting. Are there any other food that you would describe as edible?
ChAoS X MaX [7:48 PM]: ChAoS X MaX [7:48 PM]: everything
SmarterChild [7:48 PM]: What about everything?
ChAoS X MaX [7:48 PM]: ChAoS X MaX [7:48 PM]: yes

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[27 Sep 2004|01:50pm]


my manager ALWAYS (and i'm serious, always) calls me on Monday to go in and work

*ring ring ring ring*
Me: *wakes up and loos at the phone* *mumbles something about patrick always callig me on monday to go work* *answers the phone groggily* hello?
Patrick: *whispering* Dianne? wake upppp Dianne..
Me: ARGH! i'm awake, what do you want?
Patrick: Would you be able to come in today?
Me: no.
Patrick: oh...ok..why not?
Me: because this is my only day to do school nut.
Patrick: oh..hahahahaha well i'll see you tomorrow..go back to sleep
Me: yeah..tomorrow...bye Pat..
*hangs up*

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[26 Sep 2004|10:01pm]

The 2004 Sarah Dictionary's definition of Drama:

rocknrazzbaby: yea. like omg, greg my walrus is dehydrated and my pet oxen is dying and my boyfriend just said he was gay.
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[13 Sep 2004|03:42pm]

[ mood | amused ]

annie says:
annie says:
annie says:
please send me your cat
annie says:
i will send him back

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[31 Aug 2004|11:20am]

[ mood | amused ]

rocknrazzbaby: and i think i spelled acquaintance wrong.
rocknrazzbaby: EXACTLY
rocknrazzbaby: I THINK SO!
Elviondel: HOLY CRAP!
Elviondel: ASTOUND
Elviondel: I think that's russian !!
Elviondel: ...
Elviondel: OR CLOSE
rocknrazzbaby: SO CLOSE
rocknrazzbaby: YOU ARE SO BILINGUAL.
Elviondel: SO I'M SO RUSSIAN
rocknrazzbaby: SO TOTALLY.

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:-* [25 Aug 2004|11:11pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

LithiumBoy32: I just spent like $265 on books for ONE @#$! CLASS
LithiumBoy32: haha
annie cat izzle: !!!!
annie cat izzle: geeeeezz.
LithiumBoy32: I managed to make out really well in math though
annie cat izzle: with who?
annie cat izzle: HA i'm funny.
LithiumBoy32: see, there was this really hot chick
LithiumBoy32: hahaha
LithiumBoy32: omg
annie cat izzle: haha!
LithiumBoy32: scary!
annie cat izzle: lolll.
LithiumBoy32: our humor goes the same direction!!
annie cat izzle: hahaha i love us.

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drunk is...good? haha [14 Aug 2004|10:56pm]

[ mood | sleepy ]

starinabottle76: i dont even know who this is
starinabottle76: haha
LithiumBoy32: are you drunk again?
starinabottle76: yea
starinabottle76: i am
LithiumBoy32: oh ok
LithiumBoy32: that explains things
LithiumBoy32: in that case
LithiumBoy32: this is mike
starinabottle76: mike?
LithiumBoy32: from school
starinabottle76: i odnt think we've met
LithiumBoy32: ...?
LithiumBoy32: oh duh
LithiumBoy32: come on
starinabottle76: we have?
LithiumBoy32: yes
starinabottle76: where?
LithiumBoy32: ...on the lawn
LithiumBoy32: ?
starinabottle76: oh yea
starinabottle76: i guess
starinabottle76: haha
LithiumBoy32: I said I liked your shirt
LithiumBoy32: and you were like
LithiumBoy32: "oh thanks"
LithiumBoy32: and then
LithiumBoy32: I asked you if you wanted to go out
starinabottle76: oh yea i loved that shirt whatever happened to it?
LithiumBoy32: and you said "with YOU?"
LithiumBoy32: and I was all embarrased and left
starinabottle76: haha
LithiumBoy32: remember?
starinabottle76: oh yea
starinabottle76: sry aobut that
LithiumBoy32: no problem
LithiumBoy32: happens all the time

oh michaela.

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[09 Aug 2004|07:52pm]

Dan: *hands outstretched* what happened to you!?
me: i hurt my knee
Dan: that's obvious. i meant HOW and WHAT did you do to it?
me: i went to camp and strained/tore a ligament in it
Dan: *rolls eyes and shakes head and walks away*


Heather: aww you go to camp? how cute...Heather went to street camp.
me: i can tell
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[02 Jun 2004|08:47pm]

[ mood | amused ]

GotFaith444: i spent like 324739847 hours writing that thing.
GotFaith444: heh.
spazticpoetgrl: heh thats a big number
GotFaith444: oh but it is.hah.
spazticpoetgrl: thats 3707 years
GotFaith444: oh shut up

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[31 May 2004|09:41am]

[ mood | amused ]

responses to my new buddy iconCollapse )

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[05 May 2004|11:28pm]

[ mood | anxious ]

it's an epidemic!

Elviondel: I thought you said Michael was your hero
GotFaith444: he is.
GotFaith444: but not that hero.
GotFaith444: i mean, you're my hero.
GotFaith444: but not that hero.
Elviondel: ah
GotFaith444: like. you're my lean mean cooking machine hero.
Elviondel: lol
GotFaith444: michael's my. laugh until my sprite comes out of my nose and makes pretty jewelry hero.
GotFaith444: etc. etc.




okay. you had to be there.

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[05 May 2004|11:10pm]

Elviondel: I'm a pill pooper
Elviondel: popper
Elviondel: afdkjhf
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[21 Apr 2004|10:51pm]

armywantsmetoo: my leg...
armywantsmetoo: IS TINGLING
armywantsmetoo: OH MY GOSH
armywantsmetoo: SLD=EWG4GOP4P,
ARmyWaNTSmE: i thought SLD=esogtd?
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omg did you get a life [24 Mar 2004|11:04pm]

Ah, sarcasm.

Marylou: so jeff hasn't been online for a while
Jeff: yeah
Marylou: omg did you get a life
Jeff: hahaha
Jeff: no, sorry
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[09 Mar 2004|10:03pm]

behindthemelody: sometimes i wish you were a peanut butter and jelly sandwich but then i realize that they dont make peanut butter that smooth.
sockTHEmonkay: what about the jelly!!
sockTHEmonkay: lol your so hott

chelsea is spastic.
even moreso than michaela!
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[09 Feb 2004|11:05am]

[ mood | crazy ]

Adoes1357: my creative writing teacher told us that he's worked in tons of jobs, including construction and really heavy duty stuff and the most difficult job he has ever had is writing
Adoes1357: but I always think on the other side, if it was so bad, no one would continue
Adoes1357: unless every writer is some sort of freak masochist
Adoes1357: called tripod with three legs and a thirst for monkey pee

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